PASADENA — Texas based group WEINER (Wisdom Everyone Inhabiting No-Earth Requires) is a radical organization that challenges the widely accepted belief in the existence of planet Earth. Founded by a diverse range of individuals from various public parks, forests, and rural Midwest towns, WEINER members subscribe to the belief that the Earth is an elaborate…
PASADENA — The Center for Near-Earth Object Studies (CNEOS) at Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) announced that regrettably an asteroid previously on an impact course with earth will swing by our planet by an estimated 100,000 miles. “It’s disappointing to say the least” JPL spokesman Buzz Whitaker said dejected. “I know a lot of us here…
MASSACHUSETTS — Pharmaceutical company QuikShotz announced Thursday that they’ve had a major scientific breakthrough in fighting against obnoxious relatives during the holidays – a seasonal condition that affects millions worldwide every year. “We’ve all been there, okay? You’re sitting down for a nice Thanksgiving dinner and suddenly your uncle starts rambling about some conspiracy he…
