Idea Tastings

Idea Tastings

You need to think about your local DMV

The Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) will likely have you conjuring up images of sadness, agony, and the steady but inevitable decline of our species. Which is why I’d like to take a moment to share some tasty ideas that could change our views on this rundown insane asylum. My proposal would be to create…

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You need to name children contextually

People are, in general, rude, arrogant and tend to believe their own ideas. In short, we stink. But there is a simple solution: calling kids names. Imagine a world where your name reflects your nature. For example, I might be called Fuzzy, Bad-Idea Man. Now here is the kicker: a child’s name changes based on…

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You need Monsanto to wage your wars

Modern warfare is a brutal reality. The war zone no longer resides in distant fields of glory. Instead civilians and combatants are crammed into pitched battle around cities. Until we solve violent disagreements themselves, humanity needs a new way to conduct conflict. Fortunately, Monsanto has the solution. Imagine this scenario: the United States of America…

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You need to stop funding Public Libraries

Look, this isn’t an anti-book or anti-intellectual thing. I mean, as an idea taster, I love books and thoughts! But libraries are anachronistic, aka they don’t belong in our time. Libraries provide three functions: The first one is just silly in the age of the internet. I mean I literally have every classic on my…